A United, Faithful and Disciplined Nation

‘Unity, faith and discipline’ was the motto of Jinnah for Pakistan. Today these three sacred words are still alive in the bosom of this nation. Every now and then we represent the sign of unity amongst us; this can be witnessed specially on the occasion of Eid when we celebrate this festival with great joy and happiness on two separate days.

As we believe in unity, Eid is the absolute occasion for us as a nation to show that how enthusiastically we rejoice Eid by celebrating it a day before or after the official announced date by the government. That is not because we have any social, cultural or religious differences but due to our intense love with Muslim Ummah to such an extent that we let half of our country to celebrate this occasion with the Arab Countries which is usually not on the same day of course.  

Our Faith has no match it is so pure and strong that no external or even internal force can shake it. Whichever sect we follow we believe that ours is the righteous path to please the Lord. That is why we believe in tolerance so much that minorities have listed us the most favorite nation of the world. Whether the Ahmedis, the Shiites or even people of any other religion consider our cities and villages a safe house. But our enemies across the border always try to sabotage our peaceful society by fueling and financing the Shiite genocide and by sometimes attacking our Christian friends or even by targeting the Ahmedis. But we have always condemned such brutal acts and always had faith in peace, tolerance and love.

If anyone ever wants to witness the practical example of a disciplined nation they should better apply for the Pakistani visa as soon as possible. Education brings civic sense and develops a base for societies to prosper which indeed creates discipline in one’s life. We daily ignore the traffic signals and believe in bribery to maintain the discipline of the Law. We prefer reference over eligibility for career in order to respect the discipline of professionalism. Our never ending stories of discipline can be witnessed in the field of education, private businesses and most importantly in governance for the public sector.

I think I should end this topic here so you can curse me for my negative thinking and for the pathetic ability of sarcasm or satire.

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The Demands of a Frustrated Pakistani

I live in a country where millions of rupees are spent on 3G commercials knowing the fact that majority owns a 3k torch mobile not because they are poor or living below the line of poverty or underpaid due to lack of career opportunities but they are continuously fantasized by the gama and beta rays of their cell phone torch.

Before I share my Demands I would like to give a public service message to all our politicians who dedicate their lives for this nation that the total current population of this country is more than 20 corers not 16 kindly update your software we don’t believe in protection.

Now as I am frustrated and a Pakistani here are my demands which should be entertained on immediate basis else ill call up a Tremor March accompanied by several Gullu minions.

First of all I demand a Vigo with at least four guards so I can roll in my city like a gangsta.

Second I want a 1000 pages PARCHI diary so every time I go to a government hospital, Job Interview or get arrested by cops I tare a page from that magical diary and Parchify my way out.

Third I am not a marketing person but when it comes to religion I got some skills I also want to sell religion on air in Ramadan as my masters was in advertising and public relations I can be helpful for all the brands associated with it as well.

Fourth is that I need media coverage while I protest for the people of Palestine and ambush US and Israel. It is pertinent to mention here that I won’t talk on IDPs, Syria, Iraq, Egypt or even the recent Thar incident. Thar is a very hot place and a desert and if I speak on Thar all the time I might not get the attention by my misguided emotional Pakistani citizens.

Fifth, I am a patriotic Pakistani and I love my country but I love my khala more who lives in Canada. The Canadian embassy has rejected my visa 3 times due to my forged immigration documents. I immediately demand a special permission to visit my Khala as she is not well and she might catch up with flu due to extreme weather conditions so I have to see her and her daughter of course. I will not marry her daughter for a Canadian citizenship I swear *Period*

I want my demands to be considered and fulfilled by the concerned authorities on immediate basis else prepare yourself for a Tremor March where millions of jumping and hopping minions with a 7 foot lolly Pop stick will brutally crack your car’s windscreen.

If you don’t want to witness a nation driving cars without windscreens kindly, please, I beg you to consider my demands.

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