2015 – No Heading Available As The Writer Lacks Creativity!

Just like my previous years, in 2015 I successfully did not accomplish any of my resolutions for this year. Well this piece is not about my determination and skills of not achieving my goals lets just focus on the year 2015 In general. 2015 – No Caption Available As The Writer Lacks Creativity!

Just like my previous years in 2015 I successfully did not accomplished any of my resolutions for this year. Well this piece is not about my determination and skills of not achieving my goals let’s just focus on the year 2015 in general. So One Two Three here we go……

1.       Komal Rizvi’s iconic selfie which was nominated for the Nobel Prize – Tough Competition!

2.       Axcuse Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee – Pakistani Greek God appeared in a talcum powder TVC

3.       The divorce of Reham Khan – I told her if you can’t be mine then no one else deserves you as well.

4.       Karachi Operation – No comments, Too young to be borified !

5.       I discovered Qandeel Baloch this year so waiting for the judgment day desperately!

6.       Miss Columbia sorry It’s Me

7.       What’s the difference between Jazz & Ufone – Hallal & Haraam Curves Astaghfirullah !

8.       #ThankyouRaheelSharif

9.       Dhandli Bhi To Hui Hai !

10.   Anwar Maqsood’s classical Thumkay !

11.   BOL - ab kabhi nahi Bolayga L

12.   The iconic journey of Ayyan Ali – Super Model!

13.   Completed my doctorate in Psychology, Anatomy, Physics and Chemistry - University of Axact !

14.   Light Kam karen, Light Bright Karen – Courtesy PTV

15.   Friends getting married and married and married

16.   The never ending revival of Pakistani Cinema

17.   Dilwale was a disaster

18.   Caprio deserves Oscar

19.   Salman Khan finally acted in a movie – BB

20.   The Flying Spying Pigeon  

There might have been few other developments but so far I have only witnessed the above as they were bombarded on my Facebook feed. So just like any other social media freak I beg your attention to kindly read this and consider it the epitome of sarcasm and request your friends to share as much as possible.

May be your kind gesture and efforts help me to go viral just like Komal Rizvi’s selfie or Qandeel Blaoch’s exotic videos ! 

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An infant’s vanishing glory

An offspring when first steps on the soil of mother earth carries much desires and dreams to conquer dreams of the newly born human body’s soul. As time flies like a stormy wind it covers the childhood innocence under the protective arms of parents and leads to the aspiring journey of teenage where the seeds of youth are being sowed.

Thus, youth brings joy, love, valor with much sorrow and heart breaking moments as everyday brings a new horizon to life which develops the young mind and labels it as experienced. Dreams which seemed to become reality, one day are shattered like a broken glass, pieces of heart spread all over.

As life passes you by it bring changes, it molds you, polishes you and sometimes crushes your emotions and ambitions. But those who understand the art of survival with much awaited upcoming uncertainties and surprises have conquered and marked history. Though, several souls wasted their glory and shine into the charismatic deception of materialism.

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Point of view of an orthodox Pakistani

In a country like Pakistan speaking of justice, human rights and equality for masses is nothing but a myth. We are an orthodox society which believes in tolerance for intolerance, corruption, terrorism and so on.

I am not a PTI or TUQ follower neither of PML-N or any other party. I am just a so called educated citizen of the potential working class of Pakistan. Who believes in (checking in) while dining at various fast food restaurants. I love watching TV also talk shows so I can abase the elite political class of the country which not only satisfies my ego but gives me this satisfaction that I did something for my homeland.

I don’t believe in protests or Dharnas as it’s UNCOOL for me but yeah if you ever plan to visit my social sites I am nothing less than Che Guavera though I was shattered when I got to know that he was a revolutionist but not a fashion designer. I still miss my Chay sorry Che T-shirt.

I think people of my country needs to understand that all we (YOUTH) need is a pack of cigarettes, a free wifi and ofcourse a hot chick or dude to hangout with and Imran khan is the only leader who can provide us this platform minus free Wifi we can accommodate with network packages too. I seriously don’t care about Azadi or Elections but yes my Love just texted me that she is off to PTI Dharna with her 7 hot friends so I think it’s high time for me to share my political views as well by supporting Mr. Khan.

Well I always followed my dreams, as I am original but sometimes I follow twitter trends and fashion trends irrespective of how awfully they represent me.

I don’t know much about Allama iqbal but yeah Marlon Brando is the godfather. A nation is known by the ideology it keeps and it is derived from its history. I know that but why to focus on Iqbal only, Brando seems to be cooler in addition it shows my interest towards arts and literature more than just quoting a local poet in social gatherings.

One thing which I really want to make clear about myself is that I am P for Purely Patriotic Person (PPP). I love my country because it gives me the freedom that no other country can. I am in my early twenties and I roll in my city like a gangster on my 4 wheeler but thanks to our local police and my art of bribery that I don’t know even now how a driving license looks like. WOW now that’s freedom, not freedom of speech but freedom of long drives helps you a lot while dating-TRUST ME.

In the end I would like to say that one day I’ll be a rock star as I have mastered my skills in music by conquering the most difficult CAGED system on guitars. I know I am talented as no one else can play the sacred CAGED system on guitars. Its pertinent to mention here that I wanted to be a corporate Guru at first but as I have done my MBA and there are no jobs in this country only Nawaz Laptop so it was not possible.And I disown the fact that I don’t even know how to speak Anglish or write a proper cover letter it’s just there are no jobs in this country.

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