2015 – No Heading Available As The Writer Lacks Creativity!

Just like my previous years, in 2015 I successfully did not accomplish any of my resolutions for this year. Well this piece is not about my determination and skills of not achieving my goals lets just focus on the year 2015 In general. 2015 – No Caption Available As The Writer Lacks Creativity!

Just like my previous years in 2015 I successfully did not accomplished any of my resolutions for this year. Well this piece is not about my determination and skills of not achieving my goals let’s just focus on the year 2015 in general. So One Two Three here we go……

1.       Komal Rizvi’s iconic selfie which was nominated for the Nobel Prize – Tough Competition!

2.       Axcuse Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee – Pakistani Greek God appeared in a talcum powder TVC

3.       The divorce of Reham Khan – I told her if you can’t be mine then no one else deserves you as well.

4.       Karachi Operation – No comments, Too young to be borified !

5.       I discovered Qandeel Baloch this year so waiting for the judgment day desperately!

6.       Miss Columbia sorry It’s Me

7.       What’s the difference between Jazz & Ufone – Hallal & Haraam Curves Astaghfirullah !

8.       #ThankyouRaheelSharif

9.       Dhandli Bhi To Hui Hai !

10.   Anwar Maqsood’s classical Thumkay !

11.   BOL - ab kabhi nahi Bolayga L

12.   The iconic journey of Ayyan Ali – Super Model!

13.   Completed my doctorate in Psychology, Anatomy, Physics and Chemistry - University of Axact !

14.   Light Kam karen, Light Bright Karen – Courtesy PTV

15.   Friends getting married and married and married

16.   The never ending revival of Pakistani Cinema

17.   Dilwale was a disaster

18.   Caprio deserves Oscar

19.   Salman Khan finally acted in a movie – BB

20.   The Flying Spying Pigeon  

There might have been few other developments but so far I have only witnessed the above as they were bombarded on my Facebook feed. So just like any other social media freak I beg your attention to kindly read this and consider it the epitome of sarcasm and request your friends to share as much as possible.

May be your kind gesture and efforts help me to go viral just like Komal Rizvi’s selfie or Qandeel Blaoch’s exotic videos ! 

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Online Businesses In Pakistan, Lucrative Industry For Local And Foreign Investors

Online businesses in Pakistan are booming at a rapid pace. Every other day a new startup is being introduced and this practice keeps on going. Numerous ventures are operational in Pakistan and this has attracted a lot of new comers to jump in for their entrepreneurial debut.

Rocket Internet is one of biggest stake holder of online businesses in Pakistan. The German start up company has several ventures operating in the country.

Below is a quick review of these ventures:

Lamudi

An online real estate portal deals in sale, purchase and renting out of property. Their logo can be seen placed on several state agencies nowadays.

Carmudi 

The venture deals with the sale and purchase of vehicles. Pakwheels is another venture of same nature but not associated with Rocket Internet.

Jovago

It’s an online hotel booking platform. The venture supports the local tourist industry; it not just operates as a tour guide but offers lucrative deals for booking the right hotel across the country.

Kaymu

It’s an online shopping venture which deals generally in wholesale products. More of an Alibaba !

Daraz.pk

It is the most prominent online shopping portal in Pakistan. After its successful launch in Pakistan it has been replicated in Bangladesh and Myanmar.

Foodpanda

It is one of the biggest online food delivery shopping portals in Pakistan. The venture has also acquired Eatoye but both have separate operations.

Tripda

It’s more of a western concept of carpooling. The only issue this venture has is lack of security assurance; however, it can be a very useful way of commuting if localized on mass scale.

With such huge chunk of online giants in Pakistan the ecommerce industry seems to be a promising business in coming years. The arrival of 3g and 4g services has already attracted a large number of users in the country. At first limited to social media platforms today a common Pakistani has a variety of online shopping portals to experience various services online.

Today when digital media is a pertinent element for almost all of the major industries of the country. The business giants of the country have realized the eCommerce is the cheapest and most convenient way to market their products and services.  The massive transition of conventional media and marketing activities towards various online platforms has generated a notable employment and business opportunities for young generation and those from the IT industry.

The most appealing factor of the eCommerce industry is the massive reduction in the operational expenses and direct sales to the target audience. This has not only supported the local businessmen but also attracted foreign investors keeping in view the potential of the country.


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Base Rock Cafe and the ebbing underground music industry

The underground music industry of Pakistan, especially in Karachi is on the verge of extinction.  Several musicians are striving today to bring back the days of glory of underground music industry which once gave platform to several young iconic musicians to build up their career.

Performing live in concerts is one of the main source of living for any musician. Concerts and gigs are organized at various schools, halls and malls for musicians which give them a chance to interact with their fans and show their talent Live !

Guitar maestro Aamir Zaki at BRC 

Unfortunately, we don’t have many dedicated platforms for musicians where they can express their skills. Base Rock Café (BRC) is a small café promoting music and musicians by giving them a chance to perform live here in Karachi.The severe security threats in the country, especially in the metropolitan, have restricted concerts in the city where mass audience in an open air venue can raise several security threats.

On the other hand, places like BRC are very economical and safe for musicians to perform.

Recently, several renowned musicians have been seen at this unique musical den to support the dying underground music industry. Several veteran musicians performed here as well as supported the upcoming talent by jamming with them.

Tanseer Dar of the renowned band Karavan

Now BRC is once again setting up the trend of Open-Mic sessions to provide a platform for the amateur stars to experience performing live in front of a limited audience which not only boosts their morale but gives them the confidence to pursue their dream of becoming a musicians which in this country seems to be quite impossible.

BRC is not only catering the youth and amateurs but the rich Sufi music of the subcontinent has also become an integral part of the café’s music.

Qawal Fareed Ayaz at BRC

The café is offering recording services for musicians at a very nominal fee whereas musicians can also book the café for their own personal event.

My intention of writing this precise casual piece was to support the music industry of our country. Being a fan of the local music industry, I am hopeful that such platforms would help in producing numerous quality musicians in near future.

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An infant’s vanishing glory

An offspring when first steps on the soil of mother earth carries much desires and dreams to conquer dreams of the newly born human body’s soul. As time flies like a stormy wind it covers the childhood innocence under the protective arms of parents and leads to the aspiring journey of teenage where the seeds of youth are being sowed.

Thus, youth brings joy, love, valor with much sorrow and heart breaking moments as everyday brings a new horizon to life which develops the young mind and labels it as experienced. Dreams which seemed to become reality, one day are shattered like a broken glass, pieces of heart spread all over.

As life passes you by it bring changes, it molds you, polishes you and sometimes crushes your emotions and ambitions. But those who understand the art of survival with much awaited upcoming uncertainties and surprises have conquered and marked history. Though, several souls wasted their glory and shine into the charismatic deception of materialism.

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Point of view of an orthodox Pakistani

In a country like Pakistan speaking of justice, human rights and equality for masses is nothing but a myth. We are an orthodox society which believes in tolerance for intolerance, corruption, terrorism and so on.

I am not a PTI or TUQ follower neither of PML-N or any other party. I am just a so called educated citizen of the potential working class of Pakistan. Who believes in (checking in) while dining at various fast food restaurants. I love watching TV also talk shows so I can abase the elite political class of the country which not only satisfies my ego but gives me this satisfaction that I did something for my homeland.

I don’t believe in protests or Dharnas as it’s UNCOOL for me but yeah if you ever plan to visit my social sites I am nothing less than Che Guavera though I was shattered when I got to know that he was a revolutionist but not a fashion designer. I still miss my Chay sorry Che T-shirt.

I think people of my country needs to understand that all we (YOUTH) need is a pack of cigarettes, a free wifi and ofcourse a hot chick or dude to hangout with and Imran khan is the only leader who can provide us this platform minus free Wifi we can accommodate with network packages too. I seriously don’t care about Azadi or Elections but yes my Love just texted me that she is off to PTI Dharna with her 7 hot friends so I think it’s high time for me to share my political views as well by supporting Mr. Khan.

Well I always followed my dreams, as I am original but sometimes I follow twitter trends and fashion trends irrespective of how awfully they represent me.

I don’t know much about Allama iqbal but yeah Marlon Brando is the godfather. A nation is known by the ideology it keeps and it is derived from its history. I know that but why to focus on Iqbal only, Brando seems to be cooler in addition it shows my interest towards arts and literature more than just quoting a local poet in social gatherings.

One thing which I really want to make clear about myself is that I am P for Purely Patriotic Person (PPP). I love my country because it gives me the freedom that no other country can. I am in my early twenties and I roll in my city like a gangster on my 4 wheeler but thanks to our local police and my art of bribery that I don’t know even now how a driving license looks like. WOW now that’s freedom, not freedom of speech but freedom of long drives helps you a lot while dating-TRUST ME.

In the end I would like to say that one day I’ll be a rock star as I have mastered my skills in music by conquering the most difficult CAGED system on guitars. I know I am talented as no one else can play the sacred CAGED system on guitars. Its pertinent to mention here that I wanted to be a corporate Guru at first but as I have done my MBA and there are no jobs in this country only Nawaz Laptop so it was not possible.And I disown the fact that I don’t even know how to speak Anglish or write a proper cover letter it’s just there are no jobs in this country.

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The Social Religion

Free will is now limited to our bedrooms and drawing rooms only where while jumping on our couches, we tear apart the pillows to release our frustration"-

Education is a deadly sin in our society, if by chance you have committed it than your silence among the fools would prolong forever, as the society is full of confident illiterates and intellectuals. This can be experienced by living in such a society which has merged the social and traditional values into a religion.

We are so confused in terms of differentiating between religion, tradition and social norms that our capacity to think and evaluate simple social problems are now being discussed on live Ramadan game shows, to which on one hand we criticize as an act of vulgarity and misinterpretation of religious values on the other hand we turn them into the highest TRP shows of the country.

We have imposed our moral and ethical values as a mandatory practice for the people of all religion and mindsets. When we fast it is mandatory for all of us to close our shops and restaurants during Ramadan ignoring the fact that at the same time we want the minorities and non-Muslims to enjoy the leverages of being a Pakistani. With such impositions we ourselves kill the factor of sacrifice and simplicity of this religion.

Free will is now limited to our bedrooms and drawing rooms only where while jumping on our couches we tear apart the pillows to release our frustration from the highly ill-mannered educated society. If you are not being nice and unable to perform the art of hypocrisy than I doubt you would ever be able to adjust in this society.

Dreams of youth are being slaughtered in this society everyday just to follow the herd of sheep for revolving the fake circle of the society. Today in 21^st century the dream of becoming an artist, philosopher or even a writer is considered a sin. as success is all about monetary values not internal peace and joy.

We have lost our abilities to think, decide or perform because for this our conservative elders and already set social rituals have decided our destiny even before we are eligible to think on our own.

Study of religion to understand society, life and universe is now only limited to few individuals and on the basis of their perception and Miss-interpretation our lifestyles are being developed.

We won’t change until we change.

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A United, Faithful and Disciplined Nation

‘Unity, faith and discipline’ was the motto of Jinnah for Pakistan. Today these three sacred words are still alive in the bosom of this nation. Every now and then we represent the sign of unity amongst us; this can be witnessed specially on the occasion of Eid when we celebrate this festival with great joy and happiness on two separate days.

As we believe in unity, Eid is the absolute occasion for us as a nation to show that how enthusiastically we rejoice Eid by celebrating it a day before or after the official announced date by the government. That is not because we have any social, cultural or religious differences but due to our intense love with Muslim Ummah to such an extent that we let half of our country to celebrate this occasion with the Arab Countries which is usually not on the same day of course.  

Our Faith has no match it is so pure and strong that no external or even internal force can shake it. Whichever sect we follow we believe that ours is the righteous path to please the Lord. That is why we believe in tolerance so much that minorities have listed us the most favorite nation of the world. Whether the Ahmedis, the Shiites or even people of any other religion consider our cities and villages a safe house. But our enemies across the border always try to sabotage our peaceful society by fueling and financing the Shiite genocide and by sometimes attacking our Christian friends or even by targeting the Ahmedis. But we have always condemned such brutal acts and always had faith in peace, tolerance and love.

If anyone ever wants to witness the practical example of a disciplined nation they should better apply for the Pakistani visa as soon as possible. Education brings civic sense and develops a base for societies to prosper which indeed creates discipline in one’s life. We daily ignore the traffic signals and believe in bribery to maintain the discipline of the Law. We prefer reference over eligibility for career in order to respect the discipline of professionalism. Our never ending stories of discipline can be witnessed in the field of education, private businesses and most importantly in governance for the public sector.

I think I should end this topic here so you can curse me for my negative thinking and for the pathetic ability of sarcasm or satire.

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The Demands of a Frustrated Pakistani

I live in a country where millions of rupees are spent on 3G commercials knowing the fact that majority owns a 3k torch mobile not because they are poor or living below the line of poverty or underpaid due to lack of career opportunities but they are continuously fantasized by the gama and beta rays of their cell phone torch.

Before I share my Demands I would like to give a public service message to all our politicians who dedicate their lives for this nation that the total current population of this country is more than 20 corers not 16 kindly update your software we don’t believe in protection.

Now as I am frustrated and a Pakistani here are my demands which should be entertained on immediate basis else ill call up a Tremor March accompanied by several Gullu minions.

First of all I demand a Vigo with at least four guards so I can roll in my city like a gangsta.

Second I want a 1000 pages PARCHI diary so every time I go to a government hospital, Job Interview or get arrested by cops I tare a page from that magical diary and Parchify my way out.

Third I am not a marketing person but when it comes to religion I got some skills I also want to sell religion on air in Ramadan as my masters was in advertising and public relations I can be helpful for all the brands associated with it as well.

Fourth is that I need media coverage while I protest for the people of Palestine and ambush US and Israel. It is pertinent to mention here that I won’t talk on IDPs, Syria, Iraq, Egypt or even the recent Thar incident. Thar is a very hot place and a desert and if I speak on Thar all the time I might not get the attention by my misguided emotional Pakistani citizens.

Fifth, I am a patriotic Pakistani and I love my country but I love my khala more who lives in Canada. The Canadian embassy has rejected my visa 3 times due to my forged immigration documents. I immediately demand a special permission to visit my Khala as she is not well and she might catch up with flu due to extreme weather conditions so I have to see her and her daughter of course. I will not marry her daughter for a Canadian citizenship I swear *Period*

I want my demands to be considered and fulfilled by the concerned authorities on immediate basis else prepare yourself for a Tremor March where millions of jumping and hopping minions with a 7 foot lolly Pop stick will brutally crack your car’s windscreen.

If you don’t want to witness a nation driving cars without windscreens kindly, please, I beg you to consider my demands.

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